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Do you ever just have those days when you DON'T want to go to work? I'm so tempted to burrow back down in my covers and call in sick...I wish that I worked that way. Unfortunately, being a goodie two shoes who cannot tell a lie to save her life, my pathetic attempts at "being sick" have always backfired. In fact, there were several times when I called in sick and felt so guilty, that I limped in to the office not 20 minutes after calling, claiming to "miraculously" feel better, thank you Jesus.

What would I do today if I were sick?

1.) GO TO THE AQUARIUM AND SEE THE SHARKS. I love sharks.

2.) Try and get a cool haircut. This is not as easy as it seems, especially since my last haircut made me look like a Bichon. No, I'm not kidding, YOU see how many people can handle my fuzzy head.

3.) Try on fabulous dresses and pretend that I can afford them. Especially puffy, frilly, tacky ones.

4.) Go eat pancakes

5.) Watch Gossip Girl (all it took was 3 episodes)

6.) Go to a museum. It doesn't matter, any one will do. I love museums too.

What I will do:

1.) Go to work and stare at my computer as my ADD lawyer yells instructions at me.

God, I love life.

Here's your sparkle for the day