Do you ever just have those days when you DON'T want to go to work? I'm so tempted to burrow back down in my covers and call in sick...I wish that I worked that way. Unfortunately, being a goodie two shoes who cannot tell a lie to save her life, my pathetic attempts at "being sick" have always backfired. In fact, there were several times when I called in sick and felt so guilty, that I limped in to the office not 20 minutes after calling, claiming to "miraculously" feel better, thank you Jesus.
What would I do today if I were sick?
1.) GO TO THE AQUARIUM AND SEE THE SHARKS. I love sharks.
2.) Try and get a cool haircut. This is not as easy as it seems, especially since my last haircut made me look like a Bichon. No, I'm not kidding, YOU see how many people can handle my fuzzy head.
3.) Try on fabulous dresses and pretend that I can afford them. Especially puffy, frilly, tacky ones.
4.) Go eat pancakes
5.) Watch Gossip Girl (all it took was 3 episodes)
6.) Go to a museum. It doesn't matter, any one will do. I love museums too.
What I will do:
1.) Go to work and stare at my computer as my ADD lawyer yells instructions at me.
God, I love life.
Here's your sparkle for the day