Coffee, Coffee, Coffee, Buzz, Buzz, Buzz

Me: So, I just took my first sip of coffee, and it was like liquid crack flowing through my veins.

I think I'm addicted.

A: Welcome to my world since the tender age of 15.

Me: WOW. That is such a tender age to be introduced to something that is so powerful and dangerous. I feel like I could be driven to do bad, bad things with a high like this.

-This morning's Gchat conversation.